Holey Matrimony edition by Kevin Strange Terence Muncy Sean Ferrari Literature Fiction eBooks
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Blending the new trend of monster erotica with the timeless tradition of ridiculously bad taste, Kevin Strange brings together a story only he can tell.
John Schmitt is a deeply closeted man, hiding his true feelings of lust from his wife's father for more than a decade. One fateful evening when John's car takes a plunge off the side of a bridge, John comes face to face with a man even more handsome and sultry than the object of his fancy Jesus Christ. But as the two men make passionate love above John's dying body on their way toward the light of heaven, John reveals an appalling secret to the savior of all mankind. Will Jesus accept John's peculiar secret? Or will the son of God's own secret prove even more shocking than the one hiding inside John's pants?
Is gay Jesus erotica even a thing? It is now in this hot and messy erotic horror story by genre bending weirdo, Kevin Strange!
Holey Matrimony edition by Kevin Strange Terence Muncy Sean Ferrari Literature Fiction eBooks
This is weird, perverse, blasphemous, and monstrous in equal measure, with an awkward clash of the arousing and the amusing.The story starts out simply enough, with a henpecked husband careening off the Met Street bridge and into the waters below. Just when he figures he's about to take his final breath, he's not only saved, but saved by guy who puts the 'save' in 'savior'. Together, they look down upon the paramedics trying to save John's life . . . while Jesus begins playing the weird seducer. As if that weren't awkward enough, it turns out John isn't just a closeted gay man, and not even just a closeted gay man with green scales below the neckline, but a closeted gay man with green scales below the neckline and . . . well, much more down below.
Yeah, it gets even weirder from there, with some of the most blasphemous use of hands and holes you can imagine, but things are not what they seem (the tentacles are a dead giveaway). I really have to hand it to Kevin Strange, he pulls no punches with his imagination. Lest you think this is just a blatant, empty attempt to offend and horrify, however, there is a story behind it all, and a few final twists that almost - I say almost - bring a semblance of normality to the story. At least, that is, until the final line.
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Holey Matrimony edition by Kevin Strange Terence Muncy Sean Ferrari Literature Fiction eBooks Reviews
Don't know how you got a one-star on this story...then I saw who did it. I wish I could put more than five stars to equal out their ignorance. Good story, great writer. Whoever thinks differently is STRANGE.
So yeah, I figure a bunch of people will get offended by this one, but look at the name of what you're buying before you go freaking out. This isn't REAL porn, unless you're SUPER sick (Kevin!); it's funny, satirical, Lovecraftian goodness. It's a super short, funny read.
We've got 'John,' a lawyer working for his spoiled, fat, disgusting wife's father's law firm. John isn't exactly what he seems to be (and no, I'm not referring to his closet homo-erotic tendencies), and after a text message gone wrong, he had a quite, ummm...spiritual experience with his 'Savior.' His Savior has a secret, too, though. THAT'S when the true genius happens. So, even though it is super short, it's worth the .99¢ just for the hard (no pun intended) punch it packs. Get yourself some gay Jesus erotica!
Here I sit having just read a story about Jesus getting down and dirty with a guy and I read it on Easter Sunday. I may have just earned my spot in Hell, but hey, at least I have some great reading material to entertain Satan. I'm not sure how I can review this story without having my review declined because of inappropriate content. So I'll say this it takes a mad genius, like Kevin Strange, to write something this vulgar, offensive, and insanely hilarious. I loved every second of it.
Another tale by Kevin Strange to make you laugh and squirm. A real short one sadly. Followed by an essay about his last encounter with religion which was also a pretty interesting read.
The story tried everything it could to be offensive and blasphemous. I am not that religious and my cage doesn't rattle from some gay prose. I didn't like the story cause it seemed its existence was just to piss people off. Its just more HP LOvecraft derived stuff. The backbone is characters ripped off from HP Lovecraft. (you can keep your "homage" comments to yourself) Honestly why would a Dagon person...(from the water) drown anyway? I love Bizarro. Weak story writing. Kevin STrange can write. Look to his other works.
This is weird, perverse, blasphemous, and monstrous in equal measure, with an awkward clash of the arousing and the amusing.
The story starts out simply enough, with a henpecked husband careening off the Met Street bridge and into the waters below. Just when he figures he's about to take his final breath, he's not only saved, but saved by guy who puts the 'save' in 'savior'. Together, they look down upon the paramedics trying to save John's life . . . while Jesus begins playing the weird seducer. As if that weren't awkward enough, it turns out John isn't just a closeted gay man, and not even just a closeted gay man with green scales below the neckline, but a closeted gay man with green scales below the neckline and . . . well, much more down below.
Yeah, it gets even weirder from there, with some of the most blasphemous use of hands and holes you can imagine, but things are not what they seem (the tentacles are a dead giveaway). I really have to hand it to Kevin Strange, he pulls no punches with his imagination. Lest you think this is just a blatant, empty attempt to offend and horrify, however, there is a story behind it all, and a few final twists that almost - I say almost - bring a semblance of normality to the story. At least, that is, until the final line.
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